Squirrel Supporter Gifts

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's not your fault ... squirrels have heart attacks all the time. Pretty sure."

'No. Just a couple of squirrels.'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I love this time of day."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...