Squirrel Sympathizer Gifts

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"Shoo! I have no nuts - and resent you for bringing that fact to my attention."

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

Bob is installing privacy screens: we've had a surge of bird-watcher activity in the neighbourhood...

"Whoa. I gotta go. Cars are coming and it's my turn to run across the road."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Separate feeding platforms for birds and squirrels.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

You know I'm allergic to squirrels, and I know I'm allergic to squirrels - It's only important they don't know I'm allergic to squirrels.

What's your question for Ask Sadie? What's the most humane way to get squirrels out of my garden? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time one of my ancestors had a similar question. Ironically, she was a spunky flying-squirrel-like creature who prayed to the great acorn to do something about the triceratops that kept stomping her magnolias. My advice: Go great-acorn on those squirrels!!! Did that really happen? It's family lore! I don't question it!

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap. If that's the neighbor's dog, I'm not here.

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

"Damn it! If it's not the squirrels getting into the bird feeder, it's old man Walters!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...