Squirrel Sympathizer Prints

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"Shoo! I have no nuts - and resent you for bringing that fact to my attention."

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

Bob is installing privacy screens: we've had a surge of bird-watcher activity in the neighbourhood...

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Separate feeding platforms for birds and squirrels.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

"Damn it! If it's not the squirrels getting into the bird feeder, it's old man Walters!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I meant the dog!"