Stray Dog Fan Gifts

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

No littering...

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Dog's Sandwich

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'