Rescue Dog Fan Gifts

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pop goes the weasel.