Animal Rescue Fan Gifts

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Cat box"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

"I hope you've had your shots!"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'