Stray Cat Supporter Pillows

"You had a mouse for lunch? Why does that not surprise me?"

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'My opponent hates cats.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"He's a rescue."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Will mouse for cat nip!

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"Guess who?"

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

All the best