Crazy Cat Sympathizer Pillows

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Cat woman shopping for cats.

The practical psychopath

Woman escapes with cats.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We know you have a cat.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Ginger cats.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Let's swap some cats today."

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Living with a cataholic.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"How many is too many?"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."