Crazy Cat Sympathizer Mugs

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Cat woman shopping for cats.

The practical psychopath

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat Show

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Ginger cats.

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Let's swap some cats today."

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"How many is too many?"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"