Scaredy Cat Sympathizer Mugs

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

The practical psychopath

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Schrödinger and his cat

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Let's swap some cats today."

Cat Lover's Leap.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Vacuums!'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'Pack your things we're moving.'

Zen Kitten

"He's very finicky."

"He would rather die than salivate!"