Scaredy Cat Sympathizer T-Shirts

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

The practical psychopath

Cat Show

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Mog The Week

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Let's swap some cats today."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Vacuums!'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"He's very finicky."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Zen Kitten

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Space is not for pussies!"