Scaredy-cat Expert Mugs

'Vacuums!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Woman escapes with cats.

I.T. Fear

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Okay, you have my attention."

Ginger cats.

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Pack your things we're moving.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

'George! When I asked you to feed the cat... '

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'My Barry hates horror films.'