Scaredy-cat Runner Mugs

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

I.T. Fear

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Dentist Trip

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'Vacuums!'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Pack your things we're moving.'

Trick or treat surprise.

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

'My Barry hates horror films.'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"I love a scary film"

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

I love Horror Films

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

"Jimmy has the scariest costume. He's a dentist!"

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

Cat games.

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

"That scares the hell out of me...."

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"