Scaredy-cat Runner Pillows

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

I.T. Fear

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Stephen King

Dentist Trip

'Vacuums!'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Trick or treat surprise.

'Pack your things we're moving.'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

'My Barry hates horror films.'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"I love a scary film"

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

I love Horror Films

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

"Jimmy has the scariest costume. He's a dentist!"

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

Cat games.

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

"That scares the hell out of me...."