Scaredy-cat Expert Pillows

'Vacuums!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Woman escapes with cats.

I.T. Fear

Cat Show

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'We know you have a cat.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Ginger cats.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Okay, you have my attention."

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Pack your things we're moving.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'George! When I asked you to feed the cat... '

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

'My Barry hates horror films.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'