Scaredy-cat Pillows

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

'My Barry hates horror films.'

Turn this off! You haven't paid your cable bill yet!

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

I.T. Fear

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Woman escapes with cats.

The practical psychopath

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Ginger cats.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Okay, you have my attention."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Yes, that person there...'

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

'Vacuums!'

Two cats are high off catnip.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Dentist Trip

Question Mark

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'