Technology Scaredy-cat Mugs

'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

I.T. Fear

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Dentist Trip

'Vacuums!'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'My Barry hates horror films.'

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

A blue dog wearing headphones

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

'Since I've been wearing a 'No Kitty' patch, I'm down to only one or two internet cat videos a day.'

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

A Scratching Post

Catcall.

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

Mouse unplugging cat's computer.

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

'Have you tried turning yourself on then off again?'

"I have a facebook page for each of my nine lives."

'Darn it all anyways, I told you to stay off those cat lines!!'