Black Cat Supporter Pillows

"A black cat? Are you serious?!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Litter Tray Training

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lumbar support animal

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Safari.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Meowlzebub

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'My opponent hates cats.'