Cat Fans Pillows

'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

Cat caught by a policeman about to kill a mouse.

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

Map of hydrants and cats.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Unemotional Support Animal

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Litter Tray Training

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Family with pets.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

How Amazon was invented

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."