Cat-and-mouse Fan Pillows

'A large box from Hickory Farms is being held for you in the package room.'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Remember me?'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Pet Cemetery.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Revenge of the Mice

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Bat

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

Grumpy Cow

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."