Mice Fan T-Shirts

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

'Remember me?'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

Do you do portraits as well?

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"I'm afraid we disagree on the definition of random."

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

Cat

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"