Mice Fan (ironically) T-Shirts

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Remember me?'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Cat Mask

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Revenge of the Mice

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'How are you?'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Nutcracker mice

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Mummy Mousehole

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'