Mice Fan (ironically) Gifts

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Remember me?'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Revenge of the Mice

Cat Mask

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'How are you?'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

Nutcracker mice

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Mummy Mousehole

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'