Mice-in-suits Fan Gifts

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

'Remember me?'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Revenge of the Mice

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Cat and mouse tennis court

Tic tac toe.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Do you do portraits as well?

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

Only a handful of people are this small.

I gave at the office. !

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

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