Mouse Cake Fan Gifts

Cat receives mouse-shaped birthday cake.

Cake Free Zone

'Remember me?'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Non-Humble Pie.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Cake Walk.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Do you do portraits as well?

How milkshakes are made

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

I gave at the office. !

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

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