Mouse Cake Fan Gifts

Cat receives mouse-shaped birthday cake.

Cake Free Zone

'Remember me?'

Non-Humble Pie.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Cake Walk.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Do you do portraits as well?

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

How milkshakes are made

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"How about a story from The Mushroom Diaries? They all have a nice morel."

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

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