Fruit Cake Fan Gifts

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Apple Pie Abduction

Cake Free Zone

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Flan-eating bacteria

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Strawberry Shake

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

Cake Walk.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Banana

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"