Mice-in-suits Fan Mugs

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

'Remember me?'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Revenge of the Mice

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Tic tac toe.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

Only a handful of people are this small.

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

Do you do portraits as well?

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

Cat