Mouse Humor Fans Gifts

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Follow that cab!'

Cat and mouse.

"Phew, that was close."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Blues for now.

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'The day has come.'

Graffiti on baseboard.