Mouse Humor Fans Gifts

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

'The day has come.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'