Mouse Enthusiast Humor Gifts

"He's not fooling anyone..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cat Mask

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'How are you?'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."