Mouse Trap Strategist T-Shirts

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"It's a setup."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'You're away, Doc!'

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'They're so obvious about it.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

"It works smart, while we work hard."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

'Is there no end to your treachery!?!' (cat to mouse hole)

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

A Better Mouth-Trap

Heyyy... where's mine?

Money in mousetrap

'We saw a mouse!'

'Talk about rough courses!'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''

'Tch, it's gone in this sandpit. I'll throw it onto the grass.'

Anti-virus Precision.

"You had a mouse for lunch? Why does that not surprise me?"