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'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Product Testing Department

'It's a slow trap.'

"It's a setup."

Before instant replay.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'You're away, Doc!'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'You and your shortcuts.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

Heyyy... where's mine?

'Talk about rough courses!'