Speed Trap Strategist Mugs

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Product Testing Department

'It's a slow trap.'

Before instant replay.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"It's a setup."

'You're away, Doc!'

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'Talk about rough courses!'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

Heyyy... where's mine?

The Cornucopia Trap