Speed Bump Strategist T-Shirts

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The rocket powered skiier

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alternative fielding positions

A day at the transgenic races

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Dairy Devil

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Surge Plans.

Skier flying past mountains

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

Speeding Forklift

Get ready ... Get set ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.