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No, that one's not my hand, either.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Cake Walk.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Speed Bumps.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Hurdles with Steps

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'

Crossing the Road

Wall.

Drive Thru Police Station

NO Vacancy: "Damn thing hasn't stopped flashing since I booked in!"

Season Finale

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'