Speed Bump Enthusiast T-Shirts

Speed Bumps.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Get ready ... Get set ...

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!