Speed Bump Admirer T-Shirts

Ooohhh.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Mime marriage.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

True Mime

Speed Bumps.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

Car traffic.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Birds performing for pay.

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

A mime artist catching a fish.

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"Anyone home?"

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Wall.

"The real trick is keeping it out of my garden. Can you do that one?"

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'