Speed Bump Admirer Mugs

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Mime marriage.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

True Mime

Speed Bumps.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Car traffic.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Birds performing for pay.

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"Anyone home?"

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

A mime artist catching a fish.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"The real trick is keeping it out of my garden. Can you do that one?"

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

Mimes Playing Tug of War