Speed Bump Navigator Mugs

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Homeless count.

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

Speed Bumps.

Cars.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Road Construction.

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Low rates!

Things You Should Know About...

US Economy Boat.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"I just love sci-pi movies."

'It's been an odd year.'