Speed Bump Specialist Mugs

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Skier flying past mountains

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Fast Food Restaurant

Get ready ... Get set ...

Speed Bumps.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'