Speeding Specialist Mugs

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The rocket powered skiier

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

A day at the transgenic races

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Skier flying past mountains

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Get ready ... Get set ...

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Fast Food Restaurant

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Tunnel Mural