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'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The rocket powered skiier

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A day at the transgenic races

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Speeding Forklift

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Fast Food Restaurant

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Tunnel Mural

'Now that's what I call fast food.'