Speed Bump Seekers Mugs

Ancient Racing

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

Speed Bumps.

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Slipstream

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

Pamplona 500

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"What an amazing view!"

Pedalo Racer

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'