Speed Seekers Mugs

Express Elevator.

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

Fast-food shop closed for lunch.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Ancient Racing

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

A smiling cyclist

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Dairy Devil

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Computer Controlled Car

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."