Speed Bump Analyst T-Shirts

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Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Alabama Traffic Jam

Skier flying past mountains

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Speeding Forklift

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Get ready ... Get set ...

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Speed Bumps.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'