Speed Bump Fan T-Shirts

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Flava Superba

Speed Bumps.

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Happy Xmas

Are we nearly there yet?

Street Musician

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Wall.

Honk if you love Jesus.

Manager please give 10%

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Roverdance.

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

'186,282.4 miles per second'? -- Couldn't you make it come out even?'

No, that one's not my hand, either.

Ooohhh.

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)