Fast Paced Fan T-Shirts

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Under pressure.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Formula One car origami

'Fancy a swift half?'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Dog Scalextric

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Kangaroo in a hurry.

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Snail Peephole

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"Wow, we have so much in common! My working life was dedicated to racing too..."

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'