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"You were doing over eighty miles an hour. What do you expect? I was listening to The Flight of the Bumble Bee."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

Under pressure.

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Punk Reindeer

Tina Turner

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

The Month of August

Cool hand... Uke

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Library Grand Opening

Gangsta wrap.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Robert Burns

A rock guitarist singing

Elephant blues