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Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

A man taking a bow

Odette from Swan Lake

Punk Reindeer

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Tina Turner

Orchestra conductor

"Check out this new store."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Alberich steals the gold

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Volcaniax

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Highland Piper.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Robert Schumann

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

The Month of August

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'