Modern Fad Fan T-Shirts

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Warhol Exhibit

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Architecture Books

Bau Wau Haus

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Please hold still!"

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

Santa '50s' Claus.

Landmark selfie

'I want you to bring my character into the painting.'