Modern Fad Fan T-Shirts

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

'Hey, I used that model once!'

The iPad Players

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Architecture Books

Bau Wau Haus

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Please hold still!"

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

Santa '50s' Claus.

'I want you to bring my character into the painting.'

Now go wash your hands.