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'Old fossils prefer sedentary rock.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

"You're welcome."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Punk Reindeer

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Check out this new store."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

The Echoes at Killarney

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

The Month of August

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Cool hand... Uke

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Gangsta wrap.

Library Grand Opening

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."