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'Old fossils prefer sedentary rock.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

At the rock concert...

"You're welcome."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Punk Reindeer

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Tina Turner

"Check out this new store."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Volcaniax

The Echoes at Killarney

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Cool hand... Uke

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music for car stereos

The Month of August

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Gangsta wrap.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Library Grand Opening

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."